Great Han: I Railed at the Mad Emperor Guangwu at the Execution Ground

In his previous life, Dong Xuan was an office drone who had to work twelve hours a day.

After transmigrating, he finds himself in the early Eastern Han dynasty.

But he awakens a truly awful System.

And so, at court...

Day One

Emperor Guangwu: "Aiqing Dong, my harem has been rather empty lately. I'm thinking of taking a few more concubines. What do you think?"

"Ding! System mission triggered: Tell Emperor Guangwu to his face that he's shameless!"

"Mission reward: One hundred of Yue Fei's troops!"

Day Two

"Ding! At court today, berate Emperor Guangwu of Han for being incompetent and inept!"

"Mission reward: Three hundred followers!"

Day Three

"Ding! Bring a sword to court today!"

"Hey, System! Are you trying to make me rebel?"

Day 200

"Ding! Host, ascend the throne and proclaim yourself emperor!"

"Reward: National fortune..."

Emperor Guangwu: "Aiqing Dong, I treated you as one of my most trusted ministers, and you want to usurp my throne!"

Dong Xuan sighs helplessly: "I really only wanted to be a security guard in the capital!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.