You Are an Illiterate Little Girl, How Can You Still Write Poetry?

"Lin Feng, can you say a few words to the fans?" "Lin Feng, I heard that your education is very low and you only know that Thai pants are spicy?" "Lin Feng, don't be silent!" … Travel through the parallel world and become an illiterate young meat! Being criticized by name in newspapers, Optoelectronics will be banned soon! You went on a show to clear your name, but you still got made things difficult? Facing the host's repeated attacks, Lin Feng became angry! My predecessor is illiterate, what does it matter to me? I have read three hundred Tang poems on Earth, and I am not illiterate! "Since the host has said it, it's hard to give everyone a travel guide!" There will be times when the wind blows and the waves break, so hang up your sails and sail across the sea! ! ! In an instant, the whole audience exploded: "Fuck! Did I hear that right?" "You are an illiterate little girl, but you can still write poetry???" However—— This is just the beginning! "When autumn comes on September 8th, I will kill hundreds of flowers after they bloom!" "The apes on both sides of the bank can't stop crying, and the boat has passed the Ten Thousand Mountains!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.