Workplace: I Have an Unlimited Resource System

On my first day at work, I bragged to my boss because I had just obtained the unlimited customer resource system. Me: I made one million dollars this month! Boss: You are bragging. Me: Type this and you call me daddy Boss: If you fight me, I will stand on my head and eat a baguette. One month later! Boss: Dad! A few days later, Lin Tiezhu looked at Erlang's legs with a leisurely look on his face. As soon as the boss came in, he shouted: My little ancestor, please be serious, there are big shots coming down to inspect! Lin Tiezhu waved his hand: Don't bark, that's my client! Boss:? ? ? Team leader:? ? ? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.