I Only Play for Real Offline, So I'll Find You Through the Internet!

Lu Yu transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens the In-Person Reality System.

He can follow an internet connection and summon someone to appear right in front of him.

It also comes with the Truth-Telling Needle skill.

Once the needle is plunged into someone, every word they say is the truth.

Female influencer and self-proclaimed feminist: "Ladies, men are all trash. Reject marriage and live your best lives alone!"

Lu Yu: "Summon her, and plunge in the Truth-Telling Needle!"

Influencer: "I used to be a KTV hostess. My husband's a construction contractor. We've been married for eight years and have three kids."

Some self-proclaimed public intellectual: "The people of Huaguo eat meat, eggs, and dairy, and that's why the Brazilian rainforest is disappearing!"

Lu Yu: "Summon him, and plunge in the Truth-Telling Needle!"

Public intellectual: "I'm a spy for Eagleland, tasked with steering anti-China public opinion."

And so...

The Ministry of State Security, the Quality Supervision Bureau, the police...

All kinds of government agencies started contacting Lu Yu:

"Little Lu, things have been pretty hard at work lately."

"How about you put out another video?"

"A livestream would work too."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.