Sing Like a Simp, Live Like the Ultimate Playboy

Lu Yu transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a Scumbag System.

His beginner's gift pack turns out to be a "Simp Song Collection"!

"He Must Love You a Lot": I should be under the car, not inside it.

"Devoted Love": Even though I know I can't make you leave his world, I still foolishly wait for the day a miracle appears.

"The Person I Love": The person I love already has someone they love.

The System's mission is even more of a mind game: win over Deng Ziqi.

Failure penalty: instant death.

Lu Yu: "???"

From then on, Lu Yu is forced down the road of no return as a scumbag...

One popular female star after another falls for Lu Yu, only to be heartlessly dumped.

When fans hear Lu Yu sing his simp songs, their hearts break:

"Listen to these songs! Look how badly our Gege has been bullied! Yu's fans, charge with me!!!"

Lu Yu steps forward to explain: "I'm a scumbag, not a simp, I swear!"

The fans reply: "He got cheated on and is still sacrificing himself to protect his ex-girlfriend. I'm seriously crying! I love him even more!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.