A Special Hobby

My husband especially likes it when I wear those puffy cartoon-print panties. Every time I put them on, he gets very excited.

But ever since I gained weight and stopped being flat-chested, he hasn't touched me.

He even threatened me: "If you get any fatter or develop any more, I'll kill myself."

My mother-in-law pressures me to have a child but refuses to admit that her son is the problem.

All she does is point at me and yell, "If you can't keep your man happy, that's because you're useless!"

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