Eye-Catching: I Carry a Coffin and Go Out to Be a Drama Queen!

I, Lin Yao, am an out-and-out second-rate Taoist priest. Master said that as a Taoist priest, you should not drink alcohol or eat meat, and you should abstain from sex and lust. Me: Master, just quit. I became a Taoist priest because this profession includes food and accommodation, and I also get a monthly salary. I heard that there is a national establishment! Master: Rebellious disciple! A red sandalwood coffin two meters long and one meter wide was thrown over casually! It looked like it weighed 300 pounds, which could directly crush his frail body. Lin Yao: Master... Master, why is the coffin so cruel? This is a coffin, my legs are shaking and my hands are shaking. Does master want to send me away early? Unfortunately, I'm only 20 years old. I haven't finished puberty yet. It's so difficult! Master: This is my master's evil-suppressing treasure. You can take it down the mountain with you and make enough money before you can come back. Otherwise, keep it with you for the rest of your life! Lin Yao: Go down the mountain and take it to make money? I buried it when I came down the mountain. I wish it a good reincarnation! See you soon! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.