It's Only 100,000 Yuan! Don't Blow Up Someone's Aircraft Carrier!

Lu Xiaobu, a professional assassin who transmigrated into a parallel world, was a little short on cash, so he posted online asking for help.

"I want to borrow money, but what should I do if I don't want to pay it back?"

The netizens thought it was a genuine plea for help, so they jokingly replied:

"Kill the creditor. No debt survives the debtor's death!"

"Good idea!"

Lu Xiaobu borrowed 100,000 yuan, then turned around and shot the creditor dead.

But he ran into a new problem, so he posted online for help again.

"I've got a new problem. What should I do if I'm wanted by the police?"

"Easy! Kill everyone who's after you, and nobody will be left to hunt you!"

"Makes sense! But they've sent a helicopter! How should I deal with that?"

"No worries! Shoot it down with a cannon!"

"All right! But another problem has come up! What do I do now that they've brought in an aircraft carrier?"

"Yikes... That's a step up in difficulty! Can you blow up the aircraft carrier?"

"Okay! I'll give it a try!"

Later, when the netizens accidentally saw the news about what had really happened, they were completely stunned!

"We were just joking. You actually took us seriously?"

"You only borrowed 100,000 yuan! You didn't have to blow up their aircraft carrier!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.