The Alien Is on Earth, and His Happiness Exceeds That of Wei Xiaobao!

"What? Dad is an intelligent evolutionary human developed by mom? Then who am I?" "Xiao Xuanzi, as long as I have a good cabbage gong, I can help you settle it in a minute..." "Manager Li, where do you want to save your balls? Or the jade watermelon?" "How about Yuanba, fooling around with me, I'm not giving in to you anymore, right?" "Yang Guo, we can't call ourselves brothers anymore! You've already fallen for my girl!" "Everyone abroad is asleep, so quickly roll up your arms and sleeves and work hard! Give the aircraft carriers to the fishermen, and I'll use the nuclear bombs as fireworks. You hurry up and build a star carrier!..." "Fighting? Let this rooster and Xiang Yu come. He is Qin Shi Huang. He doesn't have to worry about military pay. He has plenty of money!" "Hahaha, you're laughing so hard, how dare you invade the earth with this small force?!" "Black hole! Swallow!" … Wei Xiaobao awakens his multi-dimensional body, finally wakes up to take control of the world, gets drunk and lies in the lap of a beautiful woman, enjoys sexual happiness every day, and starts a supreme journey! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.