An Alien on Earth, Happier Than Wei Xiaobao!

"What? Dad is an artificially evolved human created by Mom's research? Then what am I?"

"Little Xuanzi, just let me have some lovely ladies to woo, and I'll sort everything out for you in no time..."

"Chief Li, should we save the eggs or the jadeite watermelon?"

"What do you think, Yuanba? You haven't gone wrong sticking with me, have you?"

"Yang Guo, you can't call me brother anymore! You went and wooed my daughter!"

"The whole world overseas is asleep. Roll up your sleeves and get to work! Give the aircraft carriers to the fishermen. I'll use the nuclear bombs as fireworks. You lot get busy building interstellar mother ships! ..."

"A war? Let that rooster and Xiang Yu's lot handle it. It's Qin Shi Huang, after all. Don't worry about the military pay, he's loaded!"

"Hahaha, this is so funny it'll kill a fly! You dare invade Earth with that tiny force?!"

"Black hole! Devour!"

Wei Xiaobao awakened a multidimensional body. In the end, he held the power of the world in his waking hours, slept with beauties in his arms, enjoyed a blissful sex life every day, and embarked on an unparalleled journey!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.