Reborn: Qin Shi Huang Hands Out Ice Cream and Smashes BMWs!

Qin Shi Huang: "Holy crap! ... I've become immortal, but I can't spend all my time cooped up in the Lishan Mausoleum! It's so damn boring..."

System: "Congratulations, Your Majesty! You've awakened the most powerful spacetime printing skill, along with the ability to transmigrate through time..."

Qin Shi Huang: "Then what are we waiting for? Hurry, let's go back to modern Earth..."

System: "Your Majesty, we can do that, but you'll have to give me a location first..."

Qin Shi Huang roars with fury. "What location?! Where would I get a location?! How many years has it been?! How would I know?! Just take me somewhere bustling!!!"

At a BMW auto show.

A beautiful receptionist: "Honored guest, would you like a BMW-provided ice cream?"

A foreign guest: "Good! The people of the Dragon Nation are so hospitable..."

A local girl: "Could I have one, too?"

The receptionist rolls her eyes. "What are you thinking? We're all out!"

The girl looks at the counter, where plenty of ice cream remains. "But there's still lots over there."

The two receptionists glance at the little girl with equal disdain. "You think you're on the same level as a foreign guest? Who do you think you are?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.