As Soon as I Finished Masturbating, the Protagonist Wanted to Trick Me

Zhang Yu accidentally awakened an unlucky system, but fortunately the rewards were extraordinary. "This kid has an arrogant look on his face. He looks like the chosen one at first glance. He has to be the protagonist? I'm sorry, I'll trick you without any negotiation!" "This boy is high-spirited, surrounded by beauties, and he seems to be the chosen one. He must be the protagonist? I'm sorry, you are the one being tricked!" "This kid is so ugly that he doesn't stand out in the crowd. Could it be that he is also a low-key chosen one? He is also the protagonist? Sorry, I can only trick you!" "This kid is just ordinary, huh? He retreats behind the crowd when the situation is not right? You are definitely the protagonist! Sorry, I can't do anything without tricking you!" Everyone: "You're going to trick us no matter what you do together, right?" ? " Zhang Yu: "There's no way… If I don't cheat your stupid system, it will cheat me! " This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.