Ten Tons of Manure from the Start, Then I Buy Up Mondstadt in a Year

After 240 pulls, the protagonist Lin Xiang finally gets the Dendro Archon.

But the featured banner goes wrong three times in a row. Mona, what do you have against me? Master Diluc, come join me. Let's build Mondstadt's wine industry together. Acting Grand Master Jean, welcome to the Knights of Favonius.

In a fit of rage, Lin Xiang lands a critical hit on his computer and transmigrates to Teyvat, where he activates the Infinite Farming System.

Who says you can't become a god by tilling the soil?

All troops, form up! Coming toward us is a giant squadron of Venus flytraps.

Behind them are three thousand giant corn cannons.

Five thousand warriors from Teyvat's seven nations are armed with the latest seed-firing machine guns.

In the sky is a witch assault squad led by Lisa and Klee.

Klee: The nuclear bomb Dodoco is loaded and ready. I'll blow them all to smithereens!

Standing before the Thousand-Armed Giant Elephant Guanyin, Lin Xiang faces the Seven Archons and shouts, "Today, I will fight the Abyss alongside all of you. You are my brothers. Today, I, Lin Xiang, will share life and death with you."

"Long live Teyvat! Long live the seven nations!" A mighty roar rises.

Lin Xiang and the Seven Archons exchange smiles. With determined looks, they fly toward the Abyss. A great battle is about to begin.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.