A Cultivator Chat Group? But I've Already Become an Immortal!

Ye Ling transmigrates to the prehistoric world of Journey to the West and becomes a lowly land god, a ghost immortal. The Buddhist sect's White Elephant and Green Lion Venerables threaten to kill him!

With no connections or backing and only meager magic power, Ye Ling is at his wits' end when he suddenly receives an invitation to a cultivation chat group!

First Ancestor of Great Qin: "Welcome, newcomer! Kid, become my disciple and I'll teach you how to cultivate immortality..."

Xu Fu: "Kid, give me your points and one of those immortal pills!"

Zhang the Perfected of Wudang: "I'm 120 years old and can fly on the wind. Follow me..."

Yin Kui Wanyan: "Join me, and we can cultivate together..."

Zhang Xiaofan, Han Li: "Join me, and I'll give you an ordinary Foundation Establishment pill!"

Ye Ling: "A cultivation chat group? But I'm already an immortal?"

Everyone: "..."

Xu Fu: "I bow before the great immortal. Please, grant me an immortal pill!"

First Ancestor of Great Qin: "Great immortal, deliver me..."

Wanyan, Yao Yue: "Great immortal, I'd be honored to stay by your side... Please let me be your maid!"

Lottery draws, the Eight-Nine Mystical Art, the Demon-Slaying Whip, the Immortal-Binding Rope... The Buddhist sect is nothing. I'll wipe them out...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.