At the Beginning of Hiding from Debt, I Picked up a Bottle

"Young man, I am Aladdin's bottle! What is your wish?" "Oh, my wish is... World peace!" "This is too difficult! Can you change it to another one?" "Then let me become the dream of 900 million girls!" "Ahem, come on! Make plans for world peace!" "..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.