I'm Really Not a Magical Boy

I heard that a single man will become a magician when he is thirty years old Gu Yi didn't believe that such a day would come, but "Damn it! Why did I become a magical girl when I was only eighteen years old??" "Such an SSS-level ability! Even if I starve to death and jump off a building, I will never use it!" "Fuck you magical girl! Give me back my high expectations!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.