They Thought It Was Scripted, So I Called the Police on Livestream to Prove It Was Real

"Beautiful lady, I can see baleful energy around your brow. A bloody disaster is coming, a terrible omen. Five men will take turns with you until you die."

"You don't believe me? You think it's a script? Fine, I'll call the police and prove it."

"Hello, Officer. I want to report Emperor Entertainment. Someone here is planning to use an aphrodisiac to assault a woman."

"Young man, I can see you've killed countless people. Are you going to turn yourself in, or be executed on the spot?"

"Miss, you're only sixteen. Why are you eating people?"

Gang rape, serial killers, cannibalism and murder, film shoots going wrong, plane crashes, America invading Taiwan, earthquakes in Japan: none of it is a problem.

There's a career plot, and everyday life too.

Bai Lu, Dilraba, Yang Mi, Xinheng, Shiyuan, Yoona, Suzy...

"I hope to cultivate immortality. That'd be way more impressive than having eight kidneys."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.