Hogwarts: Dark Lord? No! Call Me Satan

Name: Hogwarts: Dark Lord? No! Call Me Satan
Author: National Destiny Rabbit

霍格沃茨：黑魔王？不！叫我撒旦

by National Destiny Rabbit (国运兔子)

Status: Completed
Length: 781k Words
Genre: Fanfiction
Subgenre: Film & TV Fanfiction
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

After transmigrating into the world of Harry Potter, Kyle activates the Emotion Chest System.

Make people furious to earn chests. The very first chest gives him a talent: Heart of Dark Magic.

No matter what kind of magic he uses, it always evolves into Dark Magic.

At five, he is already a regular in Knockturn Alley, where he is known as the Blood Demon.

At seven, he breaks into Azkaban three times and is hailed as king by the Dementors.

Professor McGonagall: "The Transfiguration I taught you was supposed to turn a needle into something else, not conjure a Dementor!"

Professor Flitwick: "It was a simple Levitation Charm. How did you manage to blow the castle into the air?"

Professor Snape: "Listen, Dumbledore, we cannot let this child stay at Hogwarts any longer. He is the next Dark Lord."

"Dumbledore? Are you listening? Someone, help! Dumbledore's had a brain hemorrhage!"

Kyle: "The Dark Lord? No, call me Satan!"

"From now on, Satan will be too embarrassed to go out unless he has my name tattooed on his back!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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Zhang Qiushou, please hurry up. If you don't accept it after writing like this, why should you give it away? But why does she have to mention that she has a boyfriend every time I write about it? I'm speechless. Is it fun to write like this?
17 likes3y ago
What's the point of always feeding girls DNA? It would be more interesting to use genetic material syringes to inject them directly into their bodies. Manual, *head, manual funny.
15 likes3y ago
Hey guys, please explain, I didn't cut it, I'm sick, I'm not in good health... I'll update again tonight.
13 likes2y ago
Let's just say that if you ride a broomstick, do you have to hold it in place in order to sit firmly? Wouldn't it be dangerous and painful if there is no buttocks?
12 likes3y ago
Three updates a day, each chapter has 5,000 words, which adds up to 15,000 words updated every day. The maximum number of words in a single chapter has been updated. Stop telling me I'm short and short. Usually the first update is at 7 or 8 o'clock in the morning, then the second update is at 7 or 8 pm, and the third update is around 11 pm. The author confuses right and wrong, and only started typing after dark... Forgive me.
10 likes2y ago
I want to ask the author, does Nagini accept it? It's too pitiful to serve as a Horcrux for Voldemort. You can get a lot of treasure chests after releasing the orcs who have released the blood curse. Malfoy also targeted the protagonist and simply robbed his future wife Astoria and sister Daphne. He mainly used Hermione to play too much.
10 likes3y ago
Just like the title, he is very outrageous. He goes around giving advice to other authors as if he is awesome. He is really self-centered, has a little bit of brains, and has a very bad attitude. Many authors are unable to write anymore because of him. Don't listen to him, just write your own
10 likes3y ago
To be honest, after reading two hundred chapters, I don't know what the protagonist is going to do... Except for the women that the protagonist is pursuing, everything else is just to get the system treasure chest, and he is constantly being a troublemaker... The protagonist gives me the feeling that he has no goals and just takes things as he goes, causing trouble wherever he goes...
9 likes3y ago
No buts, Severus, I am the ****..." Dumbledore pushed up his glasses. Ended the conversation. "Hmph, you will definitely regret it!
9 likes3y ago
What posture does it take when you are with a centaur and a horse? How does a centaur and a horse sleep in the same bed with a human? If you are pregnant, should you be in a human belly or a horse's belly? Should you take human milk or mare milk?
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