Joyful: The Fearless Gatekeeper, From the Start I Win by Doing Nothing with Song Qian!

Lu Bu has been wandering for half his life, and he only regrets that he has never met his master. If the prince does not abandon him, Bu is willing to worship him as his adoptive father.

Why do hygiene and cooking with girls need to be done together? Why do you have to bite a towel when communicating with a girl at night? Why do you need to hold each other and test the furniture when you go shopping with a girl to know whether the furniture is good or bad? I wonder if there is a kind and lovely young lady who can help me and complete the above things with me so that I can understand why!

Got it! The author is just a stand-alone player and I don't pay attention to the comments at all! I can write whatever I want! Readers can read it or not!

Why do I feel like this protagonist is becoming more and more mentally retarded. When I see a person in a movie or TV show, I start asking questions, or I get startled. Anyone can see that there is something wrong with the protagonist. If I were in the book, I would have sent him to a scientific research institute for research. This is almost to the point of saying that I am a time traveler. Are modern authors who travel to the past so stupid? There are also novels of various themes in movies and TV series, and no one is an idiot. It's so obvious that you can't even see it. None of the characters in those movies and TV shows seem to have low IQs. People with low IQs can't get through to that level.

I'm convinced, why do you always use the chapter about killing snakes to jump to other chapters? ? ? ?

Every time I blatantly give women submissive water. Aren't you so abrupt? Does it have to be so obvious? Seem like you can? Make you look smart?

Are you worthy of dressing up as Qin Shihuang? Ants are always ants,

Although I really like this kind of thing, it should at least be reasonable. Would a woman choose you instead of her ex-husband, and add a little bit of porn to her mindless and cool text? It's better to just watch the h version directly.

The protagonist's strength is really unclear. After inheriting everything from the Dragon-Slaying Samurai, you have to start as a general, right? As a result, what the hell will happen after the protagonist has enough strength to even go to Dover?

I think it's pretty good. I hope there won't be any poison later and you'll be invincible all the way.