You Asked Me to Appraise Treasures, and I Made Big Mi Lose It

I'm an appraisal expert. It's only natural that I can see through people's fates!

"Teacher, take a look at this. Why has the Guanyin statue's head turned green?"

"My friend, it's a warning from heaven!"

"What do you mean?"

"I'm afraid you'll get depressed if I tell you!"

"Don't worry, Teacher. I graduated from Xiamen University!"

"The night before your wedding, your fiancee went to a hotel to meet her ex."

After a rendition of "My Heart Is in Chaos," the friend burst into tears. "Master, I'm depressed!"

"Mimi, you absolutely cannot wear this. Toothless, the mountain, and the skinny tiger: if all three come together, you're doomed!"

"Mimi, this waist pendant was called a Nine-Orifice Plug in the Han dynasty. You put it in the biggest hole!"

Mimi: Σ@△@|||

With one series of moves, he completely broke Mimi's spirit!

Countless friends were stunned.

Su Xun flicked open his folding fan. "Let's welcome the next sucker."

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.