Genshin Impact: As an NPC, I Drive the Entire Internet Crazy

What should I do after transmigrating to Teyvat and getting chased by a max-level Pyro Hilichurl? Help, urgent!

Just as he was about to embrace the Ruler of Death, Lü Shu used the last of his strength to grab Qiqi, who was spinning in place.

"I love you the most."

Qiqi, whose damage output had been bugged, casually sliced the Hilichurl's head off with one swing.

"Heavenly Principles, you..."

Before he passed out, a Time Vision secretly slipped into his pocket. The time-stop series, here I come! ☆ω☆

"Klee, you wouldn't want Jean's ass to find out you blew up all that fluffy stuff, would you?"

Miss Zhou: "Let go of my daughter!"

"Qiqi, if you want coconut milk, come to my room tonight. Oh, I forgot to mention, coconut milk is actually bitter!"

Little Tuan Tuan QAQ: "What the hell, stop right there, you bastard!"

And so, an NPC who drove the entire internet crazy was born, and Teyvat's whole vibe went off the rails.

Shenhe-chan: "My husband is amazing! ￣^￣"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.