Panda, I'll Earn an Aircraft Carrier for My Country

Transformed into a red panda, he can hear the nation's thoughts. He earns an aircraft carrier and is rewarded with the Iron-Eating Beast's infinite evolution genes.

He can also hear the thoughts of the pandas at the breeding base, all sorts of them.

Ya Ya: I finally made it back to China. The United States isn't a place for pandas.

Gao Gao: Don't even mention that guy named Yang. He made me walk 400 kilometers just to find a zoo. Do you know how hard it is to get a permanent job?

Meng Lan: The Third Prince has arrived! Who's escaping with me today?

Qi Zai: Don't let my golden fur fool you. I'll bite your ears off.

Hu Zi: One swipe of my paw, and I crushed a jackal's skull.

Bei Chuan: I'm hungry. I'll snack on the wolf king's cub.

Er Gou: Digging for coal, digging for coal. Watch me turn into a giant black bear.

Hua Hua: What about me? What should I do?

All the pandas chimed in: Just be cute and distract the humans for us. We're... making our escape!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.