Emotional Livestream: The Host Depressed the Entire Internet

Staying up late as a relationship advice streamer, he was constantly bombarded with bizarre questions, nearly driving himself into depression.

Luckily, he awakened the Depression-Inducing Relationship System. As long as he could depress the people who called in, he would randomly receive one of their assets.

"I'm a full-time stay-at-home dad. My wife is beautiful and earns a lot, and she gives me ten thousand yuan in pocket money every month. Recently, she brought home someone she'd been flirting with online and lied, saying he was her cousin. Boohoo..."

Su Hao: "Don't cry. Take your pitiful pocket money."

Depression level: 82%. Acquired the other person's asset: monthly pocket money of 10,000 yuan

"My wife insisted on no sex before marriage. After we got married, I found out she was on a Chinese adult video site. What should I do..."

Su Hao: "A Fei, anyone can have Lin Xian'er, but you can't."

Depression level: 88%. Acquired the other person's asset: one Cadillac

And so, a relationship streamer known for "healing" people nearly depressed the entire internet.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.