I Told My Patient to Drink Less, and He Asked What to Do When He Gets Thirsty

Shen Fei, a doctor who has lived two lifetimes, never imagined there could be so many weirdos in this one.

He tells a patient to drink less alcohol, and the patient asks what to drink when thirsty. Then he asks if water comes at fifty degrees.

A PhD asks how to get pregnant. Can two people get pregnant by lying in bed and kissing?

He tells a patient they won't be able to move again, and the wife says, "Then I'll be the only one moving from now on." What does she mean by that?

He tells a patient's family to buy food, and they bring jelly and popping candy. What are those for? Oh, they're meant to be used, not eaten.

He asks the patient if their foot is numb, and the patient calls him Mom?

Shen Fei is about to lose his mind over these idiots!

There's no shortage of weirdos anywhere, but hospitals have more than their fair share!

Besides birth, aging, illness, and death, hospitals are also full of life's comic moments.

When goofy patients meet eccentric doctors, sparks of sheer absurdity are bound to fly.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.