You Never Act in the Serious Scenes, So Why Are You Always in the Bedroom Scenes?

After his death, renowned movie star Tong Xu transmigrated to a parallel world.

He had worked hard all his life in his previous one, and never really got to enjoy himself, even in old age.

So this time around, he decided to take it easy.

You want me to sing?

I can’t sing without some hotties dancing backup.

You want me to write a screenplay?

I’m fresh out of ideas. I need some stimulating “scenery” to inspire me!

You want me to act?

Sorry, this show is way too serious.

There’s only one intimate scene every ten episodes!

I strongly recommend ten per episode!

Everyone thought Tong Xu was an arrogant, clueless pretty boy who had no idea how the world worked.

But the hotties who danced with Tong Xu became famous singers.

The “scenery” that inspired him became celebrated actresses.

The directors who worked with Tong Xu became universally admired.

Only then did everyone realize Tong Xu was a walking film academy!

Actress: “I have a kitten that can do a backflip. What do you think...?”

Male director: “We don’t have to be so strict about gender... You wicked thing!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.