You Were Supposed to Steal Your Way to Godhood, Not Slack Off and Become a War God

He binds himself to the Divine Thieves Alliance System with a single move.

Zhan Yun, fresh out of prison after serving his sentence: "...Get lost. Stay far away from me."

You want to send me right back in as soon as I get out?

What are you up to?

This is outrageous!

His father: "Get ready. You're reporting to the army the day after tomorrow."

Zhan Yun is dumbfounded.

"...Wait, old man, did you get something mixed up? I've got a criminal record."

He was planning to lie flat.

"Well, it doesn't matter. Your father has money, and Uncle Zhang has connections. Your little record is nothing."

"..."

Salute!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.