You Were Supposed to Steal Your Way to Godhood, Not Slack Off as an Officer

He was suddenly bound to the Master Thieves Alliance System.

Zhan Yun, freshly released from prison after serving his sentence: "...Get lost. Stay the hell away from me."

Trying to send him right back as soon as he gets out?

What's your angle?

That's outrageous!

His father: "Get ready. You're reporting to the army the day after tomorrow."

Zhan Yun stared at him, dumbfounded.

"...Wait, old man, did you get something wrong? I've got a criminal record."

He was planning to lie flat and do nothing.

"That's fine. Your dad has money, and Uncle Zhang has connections. Your little record is nothing."

"..."

Salute!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.