I'm in Konoha, and I Slept with Every Ninja

Reborn in Konoha,

he is caught up in the Fourth Great Ninja War.

At the brink of death, he awakens the X-Men's Shadowcat ability,

which lets him send his consciousness into the past and thereby change the future.

Shiyu becomes Konoha's avenger, frantically correcting the past to change his miserable future.

But as he transmigrates more and more times, Shiyu discovers that the future is spiraling further and further out of control.

Hinata comes looking for him to have an affair on her wedding day?

Green Tea Sakura sneaks Naruto's free Ichiraku Ramen coupon to him behind Sasuke's back?

The little rich girl keeps setting off Explosive Tags to put on a fireworks display for him.

Konan finds him with an adoring look and says she wants to marry her teacher.

Kurenai Yuhi shows up with a huge belly... Wait!

Shiyu refuses loudly and righteously: "Sister-in-law, this isn't right! Let me go back and kill Big Brother Asuma first!"

During the Fourth Great Ninja War,

a bunch of green-hatted, devoted lovers roar at Shiyu, who's surrounded by women:

"The ninja world can be destroyed, but Shiyu must die!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.