Genshin Impact: The Invincible Summoner

After transmigrating to the continent of Teyvat, Du Wei is so overwhelmingly powerful, and for certain other reasons, that he can only sign summoning contracts with the characters of Teyvat. That way, he can summon them to help whenever he runs into trouble.

The problem is that when these people sign the contracts, they always write summoning incantations that he doesn't want to read aloud.

One writes her full name with a title in front: The Great Astrologist, Astrologist Mona Megistus.

One writes her chuuni name with a title in front: The Prinzessin of Condemnation, Fischl von Luftschloss Narfidort.

One writes a self-admiring title: The Fox Lady, a paragon of beauty and talent.

The three of you, stop saying I never summon you. These incantations take too long to recite when I'm fighting someone. And don't say I'm playing favorites with Keqing and Ayaka. Just look at what they wrote on their contracts.

"A-Qing!"

"My blade flashes like me, cutting away all that is impure!"

"Egret!"

"Kamisato Ayaka, inheritor of the Kamisato Art Tachi Jutsu of Inazuma, reporting for duty!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.