You Told Me to Fire Lasers, So Why Did You Shoot Down Eagle Sauce's Satellite?

Su Yun opens a repair shop and lands a major contract from the Tunnel Bureau.

The tunnel's laser instrument is broken, and the foreign experts won't arrive for a month, so they ask him to take a look and fix it in the meantime.

Su Yun takes one look and gets furious. It's just a lousy laser light, and they still have to wait for foreign experts to come???

He immediately activates the Critical Repair System!

A week later, the laser positioning instrument is returned to the construction site.

The construction crew presses the button doubtfully.

Boom!!!!!

A rainbow-colored laser pierces through hundreds of kilometers of mountains, opening a hole straight through to the atmosphere!

Construction crew: "Holy crap! We just told you to do a quick fix! You actually went all out? What the hell is that rainbow-colored beam?"

Eagle Sauce: "You call that a positioning laser??? You shot down my satellite, you know that?!"

Dragon Nation's Ministry of Foreign Affairs: "???"

At the medal ceremony, Su Yun starts livestream selling:

"Tower signal unstable? How about a Plasma Spark Tower!"

At the World Military Weapons Championship, Su Yun draws his lightsaber:

"Can you handle this strike, Eagle Sauce?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.