You Asked Me to Fire a Laser, So Why Did It Shoot Down an Eagle Sauce Satellite?

Su Yun opened a repair shop and landed a major contract from the Tunnel Bureau.

The tunnel's laser instrument had broken down, and foreign experts wouldn't arrive for a month, so he was told to take a look and try fixing it in the meantime.

Su Yun took one look and was furious. It was just a stupid laser light. They seriously had to wait for foreign experts to come all the way here?!

He immediately activated the Critical Hit Repair System!

A week later, the laser positioning device was returned to the construction site.

The construction crew pressed the button skeptically.

BOOM!

A rainbow-colored laser bored a huge hole through hundreds of kilometers of mountains, straight through to the atmosphere!

Construction crew: "Holy crap! We just asked you to patch it up! You actually went all out? And what the hell is that rainbow beam?"

Uncle Sam: "You call that a positioning laser??? It shot down my satellite, you know!"

Dragon Nation's Ministry of Foreign Affairs: "???"

At the medal ceremony, Su Yun put on a livestream sales pitch:

"Having trouble with the TV tower signal? Why not check out the Plasma Spark Tower!"

At the World Military Weapons Championship, Su Yun drew his lightsaber:

"Can you withstand this strike, Uncle Sam?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.