I'm Just a Licker: Not a Fool

The first sword coming ashore is to kill the person you want first. The school beauty who I have been licking for five years turned out to be a green tea bitch. I worked hard for three months to save money for the goddess's birthday, but the school beauty and the scumbag were so stunned that they wanted my waist... The old beggar kidnapped me and even taught me a unique skill, green tea, scum, wait for those who bully me, I will kill you one by one. . . . This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.