Livestreaming a Blind Date with Zhou Jie, While My Ex Reba Comes After Me

To break up with Reba, scumbag Jiang Bai copied and pasted a melodramatic breakup essay on the roadside, hoping to tug at her heartstrings. The breakup went smoothly.

Who knew that Sister Dai would capture it on her livestream? When viewers saw the essay filling an entire WeChat screen, the internet went wild.

“Another simp!”

“Bro, stop being a doormat!”

“Being a hopeless romantic gets you nowhere. You can’t win her over by groveling.”

Jiang Bai was stunned. I’ve had eighteen girlfriends in two years, and after breaking up with Reba, Yang Mi, Liu Yifei, and Zhao Liying, you call me a simp?

Sister Dai even helpfully introduced him to her friend Zhou Jie for a blind date.

When the clip aired, the entertainment industry exploded!

Reba: He must have been forced into it! I’m going to bring him back!

Yang Mi: Oh, missing women again? Here I am!

Liu Yifei: He finally recovered from his terminal illness. He must feel too guilty to come find me, so I’ll come marry you!

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