You Were Supposed to Play the Victim, So Why Did You Bully the Criminal to Tears?

To improve safety education, the authorities produced a show filming students as they faced various dangerous situations without knowing they were being recorded.

The production crew chose high schoolers as contestants, but viewers soon realized that some of them were absolutely outrageous!

Even more outrageous was how one student acted when confronted by danger and crime!

Jiang Xiaobai: I'm scared of school bullying.

The muscles he showed off made the high school delinquents cry: What the hell, you're the one school bullying should be afraid of!

Jiang Xiaobai: I really have no money. Please don't rob me.

Seeing the photo in Jiang Xiaobai's wallet of him with a bigwig who frequently appeared on China Central Television, the knife-wielding robber stuffed all his hard-earned money into the wallet: I get it, I get it. Boss, just pretend I was never here, okay?!

Jiang Xiaobai: Boohoo, bank robberies are so scary.

The gunmen robbing the bank picked up the medal of honor from an international terrorist organization in his pocket and froze in shock: So you're the one who hijacked our getaway speedboat and took our whole family hostage...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.