I Make Adult Toys. Why Are You So Nervous, Eagle Sauce?

Tang Hao transmigrates to a parallel world, binds to an unorthodox research System, and inherits an adult toy factory.

But his products are so far ahead of their time that users complain nonstop, drowning the factory in bad reviews!

Just as the business is about to go bankrupt, a group of major clients shows up asking to collaborate.

New Energy Giant: "Your factory's Jerk King electric wand charges for five minutes and vibrates for five hours? Its charging performance beats our vehicle chassis batteries?"

Naval Equipment Department: "The stretch strength of your factory's National Football Team brand condoms exceeds that of our aircraft carrier's arresting cables?"

Space Agency: "Your factory's lubricant is more wear-resistant than the aerospace oil we use to launch rockets?"

Russian Bear: "Your factory's fully automatic silicone dolls have titanium alloy skeletons and customizable skin? Could I dress one in a military uniform, give it an AK, and have it carry an RPG?"

Rich Dog: "Your factory sells Dongfeng brand ricochet bombs for just 100 million each? Do you think I'm not good for it, Mr. Sha?"

Eagle Sauce: "Holy crab! This toy factory is a serious threat to our national security. Sanction and ban it at once!"

A fresh premise and an innovative theme. Read on to find out!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.