Old Man, Give Me Your Golden Finger, I Can't Hold It in Anymore!

"Old man, give me your golden finger, I can't hold it in anymore!" "How about you hold it in for a while? Now..." "Still holding it in?! Eighteen years, eighteen years! Do you know how I spent these eighteen years?" "No, the main reason is that I'm afraid that you will be beaten to death if you go out!" "Don't you go out and wander around too?" "That's because it's only my job to kill others!" "...." I have exited the warehouse and feel great! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.