Beef Noodles Without Meat? Give Me a Five-Star Review

Lin Yang, who traveled through time, participated in a reality show and did something good on the first day of the show. I ordered a bowl of beef noodles for takeout and found there was no meat in it, so I contacted the merchant. Lin Yang: "Boss, your beef noodles have no meat, it's too stupid." "Who told you that beef noodles have to contain beef? My surname is Niu, and my name is Beef. I made this noodles. Is there anything wrong with it?" Lin Yang: "..." "I'm just asking you, is there a wife in the wife cake? Is there a husband and wife in the couple's lung slices? Will I give you a pot of twice-cooked pork?" Lin Yang was so angry that he went to a braised vegetable restaurant and bought half a catty of beef and piled it on his face. He took a photo and evaluated it and gave it a five-star rating. That afternoon, the number of takeout orders at the ramen shop skyrocketed, and the owner called in tears to ask for good reviews. I originally thought it was just an unscrupulous businessman, but I unexpectedly discovered that the boss is also a wanted criminal! Netizen: "I only look at Lin Yang when it comes to fighting counterfeiting and anti-explosion. All the scammers have been sent to sewing machines." Policeman: "Anchor, please restrain yourself, we can no longer squat in the cell!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.