Siheyuan: Feeding Jia Dongxu's Ashes to Bang Geng

From the start, I pulled a prank by pretending to be a corpse, scaring the deaf old lady to death and Jia Zhangshi out of her wits.

What? Silly Zhu is charging over with a cleaver to chop up the corpse? Let's knock him out with a shock first!

What's that in your hand? Yi Zhonghai was so terrified that he dropped to his knees in front of Xiao Qianbei.

Jia Zhangshi, didn't you want Banggeng to get plenty of nutrition? Here, Banggeng, eat your dad's ashes. Little Banggeng sniffed them. "Smells delicious!"

Xiao Qianbei thought, since I'm already here, I might as well enjoy the good life in this courtyard.

From now on, I'm Xiao Qianbei, the number-one boss of this courtyard.

The number-two boss, the number-three boss, all of you get out of my way! I'm the Supreme Lord Xiao of this courtyard!

Anyone who doesn't obey me, Xiao Qianbei, is going to suffer!

Oh! The Red Star Steel Mill is assigning a nurse to me, the Divine Doctor Xiao. Heh heh...

Amazing, this nurse is actually the most beautiful woman in the capital... And the best part is, her background is no ordinary one...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.