
Siheyuan: Gulping Strength Pills from the Start and Kicking the Deaf Old Lady to Death
四合院:开局嗑大力,踹死聋老太
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 436k Words
- Genre
- Fanfiction
- Subgenre
- Film & TV Fanfiction
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- Faloo
Synopsis
All-time: Reads, Flowers.
168Chapters
2.5MReads
12.6kFlowers
9.2Score
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Reader comments 51
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Next time you want to break a bird's legs, hit it on the knee, break the meniscus, and you will be in a wheelchair for the rest of your life. Or you can hit the spleen. It will hurt a little after the blow, and then you will bleed to death within an hour or two. The fitter or chef has to pick the hand tendon. Even if it is connected, the hand will not be able to lift heavy objects in the future. The chef can't even lift the pot with a spoon, and the fitter can't file and grasp the size well. Or the fitter may have broken the index and middle fingers of his right hand, and he cannot control the accuracy of filing in the future, so he needs to downgrade it. Isn't the deaf old lady deaf? Straight slap in the face and perforate the eardrum to ensure that you will never hear again. Perform sterilization surgery on Silly Zhu to save him from harming Lou Xiao'e. For example, those who knock on sap and tie trees to watch melons at night; The one who kicks the septic tank in the latrine and drinks the golden juice; In winter, they swim through holes in the sea ice; Put on a mousetrap to catch a thief; One's legs are broken off by a trapper; Using snowballs to block the flue of a briquette stove in winter can lead to carbon dioxide poisoning! Wait, make sure the arrangements are clear for them.
Although the old deaf lady didn't seem to do much in the original TV series except for causing trouble for Lou Zi by selling food stamps. But I can't stand so many fan stories. Anyway, I don't think it's a thing. Better to die. Yi Zhonghai is an old and poor actor, maybe because of his good acting skills. The early, middle and late stages are progressive, and at first glance it is really easy to be deceived into thinking he is a good guy. But I can't stop thinking about it. This is a traitor who is loyal, a sanctimonious, and a hypocrite.
I got one at the beginning, awesome! After reading so many Siheyuan novels, if the author is awesome, I will obey you!
It's over, it's over. I saw Ye Wenjie. The author completely let himself go.
Brothers, give the author a few flowers and comment votes, and the author will add more updates. Do you understand what I mean?
I hate these two the most, fuck them both to death
The most awesome book, it almost died as soon as it hit the shelves
The author is awesome! No nonsense, no nagging, I will kill you directly!
Pretending to be a Taoist priest. Pigeon City, call the police
You can refer to Cheng Xin's maternity leave and just let sisters Ye Wenjie and Ye Wenxue have confinement every year.