Eat, Sleep, and Fight Bosses

What? You look down on shut-ins? You say we lie flat and mooch off our parents? Shut-ins have feelings too, shut-ins can love, and shut-ins have lofty ambitions! When the universe's number one shut-in activates the System, he earns lavish rewards by defeating bosses in his dreams. Games, movies, novels, history: if you're a boss, come into my dreams and accept my challenge!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.