Return from the Starry Sea

What to do if you are abducted by aliens? Find the solution! What should I do if I don't want to be a slave? Find the solution! What should I do if I want to be a master? Find the solution! What should I do if I still want to go home? Find the solution! This is the story of an intergalactic waif. This story is purely fictitious and any similarity is purely coincidental. If there are any logical loopholes, make up for them yourself. Thanks. Oh, and if you don't like it, don't touch it, and if you don't like it, don't spray it! Best regards! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.