Genshin Impact: Fortune-Telling and Labeling in Teyvat

After transmigrating to Teyvat, Su Yu became a fraud who told fortunes and stuck labels on people.

As soon as a label is applied, that person's destiny changes dramatically.

Whether the labels are proper, though, is another matter.

Klee gets the Research Scientist label, letting her develop all kinds of strange things.

Klee: "Awesome! Now I can use a nuclear bomb to go fish-blasting!"

Hu Tao gets the Immortal Phoenix label, granting the target the power of immortality.

Hu Tao: "You little... Are you trying to put me out of business or what? ╯‵□╯︵┻━┻"

Keqing gets the Nine-Lived Cat label and gains nine lives.

Keqing: "But why did I grow nine cat tails? Su Yu, get over here!"

Kamisato Ayaka: "Why is my label 'In Love with Su Yu'?!"

Su Yu: "Ahem. This label is a red six-star, a whole tier above gold. Let's make do with it for now."

A certain Raiden Shogun: "My label says 'Good-for-Nothing Shut-In,' but where did this hamster suit come from?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.