I Really Can't Catch Ghosts

"Child, do you believe there are ghosts in this world?" This is not the first time this bitchy old man has asked this question, and he even had a piece of wave candy in his hand. "Get out of here, old man, if you keep telling those ghost stories to scare my son and my wife into fighting you!" Mother's roar came from the house. My father sat on the threshold holding a bamboo chimney, looking at the old and the young happily. "Then you give her to me as my wife, and I will listen to you." The little kid sniffed and stared at the piece of wave candy as big as his face, but what he was talking about was the little girl who was following the old man. "You want them all? It's interesting. It seems like you won't be able to be clean in ten years or so. No matter how you look at it, this person is not going to calm down." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.