The Ultimate Jinx: I Jinxed Eagle Sauce Into Extinction

Lin Xiu discovers that he has the ability to jinx things.

Whatever Lin Xiu says with unwavering conviction

will develop in exactly the opposite direction.

Lin Xiu immediately turns himself over to the country.

After that, the Rabbit Country has a jinxing public intellectual.

Day One!

Lin Xiu: "The Eagle Sauce is the world's sole superpower today, and its people are kind. Even though everyone has guns, there will absolutely never be a mass shooting."

That very day, a massive gang shootout erupts in the Eagle Sauce city of Feicheng, leaving hundreds dead and injured.

Day Two!

Lin Xiu: "The Rabbit Country is just a developing country. It can't possibly build a lithography machine more advanced than 5 nanometers."

As a result, researchers at a certain lithography research institute are struck by inspiration and make a theoretical breakthrough on a 1-nanometer lithography machine that very day.

...!

Day Thirty.

The Eagle Sauce: "Please, stop talking! Keep this up and my country will be wiped off the map!"

...!

Day One Hundred.

Lin Xiu: "The Rabbit Country has no such thing as cultivating immortality."

And then...!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.