Are You Crazy? You Called the Cops to Say They Stole Your Car?

"Hello! Police? I want to report a crime!"

"Your officers stole my car. Are you going to do anything about it?"

"Are you crazy? The police stole your car?"

The operator hung up immediately.

"Hello! I want to report another crime!"

"Sir, if you keep calling to say the police stole your car, we'll have to take action against you."

"This time they didn't steal the car! They stole another barrel of gasoline!"

The operator fought back the urge to curse.

"I want to report a crime! Zhou Chuang stole my phone!"

"I want to report a crime! Zhou Chuang stole my takeout!"

"I want to report a crime! Zhou Chuang stole my girlfriend!"

The operator was on the verge of a complete breakdown.

Zhou Chuang!!!

Can't you do one decent thing?

"Warden, that lunatic is still out there!!"

Every prisoner turned down parole,

just to live two more years.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.