Strangeness Is Coming: I Just Want to Tease the Female Ghost

"Sister Female Ghost, I truly love you. Can we be together?" "Are you telling the truth?" "I promise that what I say is true, otherwise I will be struck by thunder!" Click! A bolt of lightning suddenly struck. "Listen to me and explain that this is because it will rain today. If you don't believe me, just look at today's weather forecast." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.