Taught a Fierce Ghost at Midnight, and Was Written into a Short Essay by My Daughter

During the live broadcast class, my daughter was asked to read aloud the essay "My father is a heavenly master and works hard day and night." "My father is a heavenly master who is great at catching ghosts and subjugating demons and thieves!" "Every night, Dad has to fight fiercely with Aunt Li Gui, and sometimes Sister Fox." "They were all fucked so hard by their father that they screamed and cried, "No, no, no, no..." "Many times I wanted to help because I was afraid that my father wouldn't be able to do it, but my father said it was inappropriate for children and told me to go to bed." "Actually, I'm very broken inside." … The students and parents in the live broadcast room were stunned on the spot. "Ahem... We parents should be more careful and don't do anything in front of our children." "This little cotton-padded jacket is leaky. You can't just write whatever you see." "Math teacher: Today's homework is to find out the area of Teacher Zhuo's psychological shadow." Chinese teacher Zhuo Wange suppressed his embarrassment: "Dad Lin Youran, are you there? Please come out and talk!" Lin Youran: "Teacher, my father went to Xiangxi to hunt for the Corpse King." Zhuo Wange: "I want a home visit!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.