I Don't Know How to Move, so Various Sects Begged Me to Join Them

"Do you want to learn the Nine Yang Divine Art?" "I have to keep my virginity forever. I may not be able to control it." "Do you want to learn the Sunflower Book?" "... Master, please stop joking. How can I learn this?" "Do you want to learn Yi Yang Finger or not?" "After you practice it, will your index finger become thicker and have calluses? It won't look good and you won't learn it." "Little brat! What do you want to learn?" "Master, can you master the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms? This sounds very powerful!" "Yes. You have a good understanding and are smart, so you are a good candidate for martial arts training. Starting today, you will practice palm skills and strength during the day; swallow pills at night, internalize and exhale. In addition, your master will teach you your internal strength from time to time, practice three nines in winter and three days in summer. In less than forty years, you will be a first-class martial arts expert!" Liu Yixian was stunned: "Is it so hard? You still have to practice for four to forty years??!!" … Ding - Hello, I am a time management guru. "?" "Teacher Luo - is it you... Have you also traveled through time?" "... To be precise, I am a system." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.