Save the Frogman: Rage Against Chicken Soup for the Soul and I Became a Big Man

What? Is Chicken Soup for the Soul warm? Forget it! Poisonous! Yes, I am the villain of Chicken Soup for the Soul! Come and fight me! You are all frogs in lukewarm water, unable to jump into the pot! I obviously came to save you, but you actually became my villain? Hey, what's going on with that beautiful woman over there? You are the only one in the audience who supports me! OK, it's you! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.