You Went to a Kindergarten for a Blind Date, and Your Girlfriend Sang 'Dig, Dig, Dig'?

During the holidays, Ye Ling is sleeping in the doghouse when his mother drags him out to go on a blind date.

What? A blind date? You're sending me to an amusement park?

Luckily, his date isn't a kindergarten student, but a kindergarten teacher.

Yeah! His girlfriend has fair skin, stunning looks, and long legs. Her personality can be both sweet and cool. She's a real cutie.

One song of hers, "Dig Dig Dig," takes the internet by storm.

But Ye Ling awakens a System. While his girlfriend sings "Dig Dig Dig," Ye Ling gets behind an excavator and digs up a nuclear bomb.

He goes fishing and reels in a submarine...

Ye Ling: "Honey, stop singing. If you sing any more, I'll become invincible..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.